Just step into my world for a moment... maybe two.
What's wrong with our society.
Kim Kardashian: I'd like to marry this dude and spend $10 million dollars on a publicity wedding please oh and then 72 days later I'd like a divorce
America: Well sure why not?
Britney Spears: I want to get hitched in a chapel in Vegas and have the marriage annulled fifty-five hours later because I didn't know what the hell I was doing
America: Whatever you want!
Carmen Electra: I want to get married in Vegas to this basketball player and then annul the marriage nine days later cuz we were both drunk lololololololololol
America: Okay, sounds like fun!
Gay couple: We would like to get married and spend our lives together and possibly adopt unwanted children to give them a good home and -
America: WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU IDIOTS THAT IS DISGUSTING AND WRONG YOU DEFILE THE SANCTITY OF MARRIAGE SO GTFO

buddhabob:

quinnf4brays:

lucyforpromqueen:

quinnf4brays:

there are animals called dikdiks

pronounced.. dick-dicks?

no pronounced xylophone

adriofthedead:

sqoozh:

muchneededmerch:

thekellyshow:

This set up is…AMAZING

a thing of beauty

future game room of dream home

it’s like a more organized version of renard’s basement

adriofthedead:

sqoozh:

muchneededmerch:

thekellyshow:

This set up is…AMAZING

a thing of beauty

future game room of dream home

it’s like a more organized version of renard’s basement

kanyewithwhitepeople:

kanye stares down the camera as he realizes he’s been caught with another white person

kanyewithwhitepeople:

kanye stares down the camera as he realizes he’s been caught with another white person

foodopia:

red curry coconut clams: recipe here

foodopia:

red curry coconut clams: recipe here

Hello Anxiety, my old friend. 

I cant say that ive missed you when your gone

And to be honest i thought you were maybe gone for good.

(That was stupid of me to be that naive) 

But here you are back in my head.

Making it unbelievably hard for me to be normal and sane.

Making me think im gonna flip the handle any fucking second.

R.I.P to my sanity and happiness ive been feeling for the last few weeks.

Fuckin goddamnit.