Just step into my world for a moment... maybe two.
hold up

lovelydeck:

pass-the-sass-please:

okay. I found this website that has a collection of people who made their prom outfits out of duct tape, yes, DUCT TAPE.

i meanimage

can we all just take a moment

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to appreciate all of the hard workimage

that must have gone into these outfits

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like damn, that is a lot of duct tape and dedication

good job guys

There is actually a competition run by duck tape for the best duck tape prom dress and suit. I believe the winner gets like a ton of scholarship money!

amelia-laelia:

Does anyone remember the commercials where the kids asked for ravioli and their parents said no so the kid put it back but then the can threw itself off the shelf and rolled its way to the kids house and the mom was so accepting of it when she found it not thinking if her kid took it anyways after her saying no and they ate it for dinner.

caseyanthonyofficial:

*googles big word to make sure I don’t look like an absolute asshole when I use it*

everets:

*takes off shirt in front of girl* you like this? i got this pink line from sitting down for a long time. sometimes i get two lines.

cockend:

The mummified heart is said to be that of vampire Auguste Delagrance, responsible for the deaths of more than forty people back in the 1900, a period of vampirism in the USA. When he was identified, Delagrance was hunted down by a Romano Catholic priest and a Voodoo Hougan, and was destroyed in 1912. (x)

This is fucking Rad

I hooked up with a guy with major whiskey dick last night and I kept going down on him to get him hard so at one point I suggested he return the favor and he goes "ugh no I hate doing that" and actually didn't. Guys like that actually exist what the fuck
Anonymous

caseyanthonyofficial:

A moment of silence

50shadezofcarter:

I text back embarrassingly fast

or three hours later

there is no in between


What it would look like if the Orion Nebula was a distance of 4 light years away.

What it would look like if the Orion Nebula was a distance of 4 light years away.