um what the fuck Denny’s step your game up in America
you should see pizza hut in czech republic
when i look in the mirror:
when i try to take a picture:
to people that sleep with their bedroom doors open:you are brave but you are going to die young
i may act like i’m sassy but if you’re mean to me there is a 900% chance i’ll cry
You know what annoys me, that scene in American Psycho where he drops the chainsaw on the girl.
Correct me if I’m wrong, but isn’t she looking up (while running down stairs) while this is happening?
Like didn’t she see him drop the chain saw?
Like literally just stop for one second, and you won’t die
But you don’t
And your ass gets sniped by a chainsaw dropped from multiple stories above you
no matter how good a white boy looks,
there’s 98.3% chance that he’s corny as hell and an absolute fuckboy.
I LITERALLY STRUGGLE TO BELIEVE THAT SOME PEOPLE HAVNT TRIED TIM TAMS, VEGEMITE, FAIRY BREAD, WIZZ FIZZ, CHICOS, MINTIES AND CARAMELLO KOALAS
U R MISSING SK MUCH
are those street names for drugs
A Clockwork Orange - 1971