Just step into my world for a moment... maybe two.

hurricanespaghetti:

vidreebro:

coffeemillk:

Denny’s Japan 

um what the fuck Denny’s step your game up in America

you should see pizza hut in czech republic

heartbreakur:

when i look in the mirror:

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when i try to take a picture:

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crash-mcbarason:

to people that sleep with their bedroom doors open:you are brave but you are going to die young

bl-ossomed:

i may act like i’m sassy but if you’re mean to me there is a 900% chance i’ll cry

what-is-this-i-dont-even:

You know what annoys me, that scene in American Psycho where he drops the chainsaw on the girl.

Like.

Correct me if I’m wrong, but isn’t she looking up (while running down stairs) while this is happening?

Like didn’t she see him drop the chain saw?

Like literally just stop for one second, and you won’t die

But you don’t

And your ass gets sniped by a chainsaw dropped from multiple stories above you

Dumbass 

whitegirlsaintshit:

please remember

no matter how good a white boy looks,

there’s 98.3% chance that he’s corny as hell and an absolute fuckboy.

cuntphrase:

unpopularqueen:

I LITERALLY STRUGGLE TO BELIEVE THAT SOME PEOPLE HAVNT TRIED TIM TAMS, VEGEMITE, FAIRY BREAD, WIZZ FIZZ, CHICOS, MINTIES AND CARAMELLO KOALAS
U R MISSING SK MUCH

are those street names for drugs

filmesss:

A Clockwork Orange - 1971

filmesss:

A Clockwork Orange - 1971

giraffescanflytoo:

kurdtkocaine:

so my brother was doing something weird in the front yard in his underwear???

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and the next thing i know……

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Do you live in a Sims game